Stress

I took a health assesment for work. Usually it just tells me to eat better and exercise. this year it told me I have high health risks due to stress.

This statement then stressed me out. Great. More to worry about.
Thanks work.

Really?

So I got to thinking, if I don't own a laptop, what is the point of an online blog?
If I spend my 8.5 hours a day in the office, and my 7 or so hours sleeping and my remaining hours cooking, cleaning, etc, why would I want to sit in front of a computer and write about what could be happening if I wasn't sitting at a computer?

So much has happened, I've had many thoughts, dreams, worries, events. So I wonder, if I was writing them all down, would they have still happened?

Dear Santa,
Please bring me a laptop.
I've been pretty all right this year.
Thanks,
Me

From Mars

so, okay I'll admit it. I don't like cheesecake. I want to. It always looks sooo good all decked out with chocolate drippings or with chunks of strawberries nestled in a graham crust. I try and everytime, ...nada. it's gross. I said this aloud after eating a bite one time at a party and three women looked at me like I had just slapped the pope.....Maybe it's a woman thing. Maybe I'm not really human.

WHAT?!

So, I just took a trip down to the ol' Trader Joes with Alissa. (mewpaperarts to you) And yes, there are pictures, and yes they WILL be posted!
As we were leaving however, this guy yelled to her that something was hanging out of her car door and it looked like her dress. To which she replied "Oh my god imagine if that was my leg and it was amputated?!"

Again I say...WHAT?! where does this stuff come from.

Paradise..I hope

So, after MUCH drama (wish I could write about it, but this is after all the internet and anyone can read this) The FH and I finally have our honeymoon destination set!

Really though, how beautiful is this? LeBlanc Resort and Spa in Cancun, Mexico........Is it June yet?!

Dear Etsy,

Could you please stop having such amazing artists on your website? Everyday I find more and more things that I am in love with. Also, the people who use you are way too nice and helpful, which makes me want to purchase even more. Don't you now that I have a wedding to pay for soon, and can't be spending my money for the next year?! Also, if you could stop people from being interesting and funny, then I could stop visiting the forums and checking out people's stores, and thus in turn wanting more. Oh and the good cause of buying homemade, is making my situation worse.
Your disgruntled fan,
Jena

so it's happened

I've joined weight watchers....Yes, i have about 20 pounds to lose, no I willnot show you from where. Trust me it's there. hmmm if I could only have a big mac right now.....